Pappu at petrol-pump

Pappu at petrol-pump : bhai 5 Rupaye ka petrol daal do.
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Salesman: bhai itna sara petrol calva k kaha jana hai??
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Pappu: jana kahi b nahi hai!
Hum toh aise hi paise udata tey rehte hai.. sunglasses emoticon