A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE with kanjoos Girl - Funny jokes

A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE
with kanjoos Girl
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Girl: Jab Dad so jayenge to
main gali mein SIKKA fek dungi,
tum turrant andar aa jana.
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Lekin Boy sikka fekne ke 1
ghante baad aaya.
Girl: Itni der kyo laga di.?
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Boy: Wo main sikka DHOOND rha tha.
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Girl :- pagal wo to "DHAAGA BAANDH" ke feka tha,
wapas kheench liya...