tum hamesha sath rehne ka waada kar sakti ho - Funny jokes

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Boy:" tum hamesha
sath rehne ka waada kar sakti
ho ??
.
Girl:" haan..
. .
Boy:" kabhi chhod ke nahi
jaogi ??
.
Girl:" nahi..
. .
Boy:" kya kya kar sakti ho mere
liye ??
.
Girl:" jo bhi aap bolo
. Boy:" kabhi shikayat ka
mauka to nahi dogi
.
Girl:" kabhi nahi..
.
. Boy:" kya chahiye tumhe
mujhse ??
.
.
Girl:" 1000 per month
. Boy:" thik hai kal se kaam pe
aa
jana jhadu aur baki safaai ka
saman kharid lena..
.
.
. Girl:" ji saab, ab mai chalti
hoon..
.
.
.
aur aap soch rahe the ki
girlfrnd
itni acchi kabse Ho Gaiiii..